Tuesday, October 7, 2008

Becoming a man

Becoming a man is hard work.

Lesson #1: Make sure you drink things that have tons of ingredients you can't pronounce, and don't even notice.

Lesson #2: Headphones. Apparently they are an important ingredient. As all three of my men, or men-in-training all have them on as much as possible.

Lesson #3: Act like other men or men-in-training.

Even if it means washing windows.

Lesson #4: Learn to tie a Double Windsor.

Lesson #5: Deer in headlights look when standing next to a girl for photo. This apparently is a very important part of becoming a man.

Lesson #6: When girls dance (and they do)...

be as FAR away as you can be.

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